Post by Jenny
Thanks to my MSN homepage,
I know that it is officially awards season. Yes, we have an entire so-called
season devoted to recognizing celebrity achievements and critiquing celebrity
wardrobes. I’m not much of a Hollywood follower and am always at least a few
years behind the rest of the movie-watching world. (How about that Tom Hanks in
Castaway? Right? Hello?) But I will freely admit that awards season beats West
Nile season hands down. Plus, those mosquitoes know nothing about fashion.
In the spirit of awards
season, try this: give one of your characters a red-carpet award. Imagine how
s/he approaches the podium, what s/he is wearing, how composed s/he is when
giving the acceptance speech, who s/he thanks, who s/he forgets to thank, how
s/he handles it when the music starts playing before s/he is finished. (Or, in
a nefarious twist, don’t give your character the award and imagine how s/he smiles
and applauds while all the while plotting revenge most foul.) And then, for
some real fun, follow your character to the after-party.
But maybe your character
is too humble for the red carpet and has as little chance of winning an Oscar™
as I have of winning NASA’s Most Awesomely Mind-Blowing Rocket Scientist of the
Century Award. (I’m pretty sure that’s a real thing.) Try giving him or her a
blogging award instead. In case you’re unfamiliar, they work something like
this: Here’s your fun award, fellow
blogger! In your acceptance post, tell us seven things we don’t know about you.
And then pass this award on to 413 other bloggers who do not already have the super-cool
badge displayed on the sidebar—and are not robots/squirrels/zombies/genetically-engineered
dolphins posing as actual blogging people.
Assuming your character is
not a vampire or Galapagos tortoise and therefore has a normal human lifespan,
s/he can skip the second part and focus on the list. What will s/he put on that
list? Well, we’re writers, we can help with that. I’ll start with #1: Once
swapped tequila shots in an airport bar with Nicholas Cage. As to whether our
character is a Navy SEAL or a retired librarian, I’ll leave that up to you.
What would you add to our
character’s list of seven?
1 comment :
Thanks for the Monday morning laugh.
My character once spent an hour in a laundry chute to thwart her mother's first attempt at a haircut.
Hey, why not?
And, BTW, I agree that Tom Hanks was awesome in Castaway...
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