NCW special agents apprehended the following the agents, editors and authors as they prepared to steal time away to present at the Northern Colorado Writers Conference April 3-4.

Suspect: Linda Arms White (children's author)

Aliases: Mom, Ma, Nana, Master Sergeant White, "Hell, Linda" (see "Apprehended")

Location: Allenspark, CO

Apprehended: While balancing a 4 x 8 sheet of dry wall on her head and palms while her husband screwed it to the ceiling. It's very heavy and if you can't keep it in place, it becomes a moving target for the "screwer" (who gets screwier.)

“Clue” to favorite writing spot: In the living room recliner warmed by fireplace embers, watching the snow outside, laptop in lap.

Known to be involved with writing: Since living in Germany when it was too expensive to call home. Once she got creative with her letters, recipients loved them and said she should be a writer.

Last seen autographing: I Could Do That!: Esther Morris Gets Women the Vote , her Christopher Award winning picture book.

Spotted recently: As a faculty member at Big Sur in the Rockies

Often seen: Researching and writing her YA novel

Dreams about: Finishing the YA novel

Overuses this written word: "That" and "And."

Addictions: Chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate

For further profiling, visit www.LindaArmsWhite.com and www.WeMakeWriters.com